Disclaimer: TVFIX swears that all of these wild soap opera moments actually happened — as loopy as they might seem, we didn't make a single one up.

We've given each moment a WTF rating out of three:

★ Whoa! Didn't see that one coming!

★★ Call your friends to check if that awesomely ridiculous moment really just happened

★★★ OMFG WTF LOL! They'll never top that!