Played by: Jessica Walter

Don’t let appearances fool you, the sweet-looking matriarch of the formerly wealthy, habitually dysfunctional Bluth family is a monster and the queen of insensitive one-liners. According to the series’ narrator, Lucille has never made eye contact with a waiter. Bring on the Arrested Development movie!

What Lucille says: "I don't criticise you! And if you're worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defence."