Brides to compete for plastic surgery in terrible new reality show

A classic TV wedding, sans surgery.

Reality TV continues to ruin not only television, but humanity as a whole: the latest shocker will pit bride-against-bride in a competition to win extensive surgical procedures before their big day.

Titled Bridalplasty, the series is from E! — the same network responsible for TV classics like Keeping Up with the Kardashians and Girls of the Playboy Mansion. Here's what it's about (copying in the full description of the show, since an excerpt can't do it justice):

Each week, a group of women competes head-to-head in such challenges as writing wedding vows and planning honeymoons. The winner receives the chance to choose a plastic surgery procedure from her "wish list." She's given the procedure immediately, and results are shown at the start of the following week's episode.

One by one, the women are voted out by their competitors and, according to the show's description, "possibly walking away with nothing and losing [their] chance to be the perfect bride."

The last bride standing will receive a "dream wedding," where she will reveal her new appearance to friends, family and the groom. "Viewers will witness his emotional and possibly shocked reaction as they stand at the altar and he lifts her veil to see her for the first time following her extreme plastic surgery," E! said.

So... this show is all just a big joke, right? Right?