Taking Britney Spears' advice to 'Hold It Against Me' a bit too literally, British Britney impersonator Lorna Bliss surprised X Factor UK judge Louis Walsh with a vigorous lap dance during her audition. This ain't the SeX Factor, honey!
The 33-year-old contestant straddled Louis and rubbed his head between her boobs, all the while maintaining a magnificently off-key vocal to Britney's 'Till The World Ends'.
The other judges, Nicole Scherzinger and Tulisa Contostavlos, squirmed in their seats as Lorna writhed over them to give Take That's Gary Barlow lap dance number two.
Gary couldn't have fled into the audience any faster.
"That's what I call a lucky escape," Gary said when he rejoined the judges.
"I'll get you next time, Gary," Lorna said with a wink. Scary.
It's not the Britney wannabe's first talent show attempt. Last year, Lorna wore a thong and diamanté bodystocking while performing 'Toxic' in her Britain's Got Talent audition.
Simon Cowell, being Simon Cowell, overruled his fellow judges to let her go through to the semi-finals, where she competed against another Britney impersonator. The girls had a falling out when Lorna accused the other Britney of stealing her boyfriend, a Johnny Depp lookalike.
Maybe they should move in non-celebrity-lookalike circles?
On the other side of the Atlantic, footage emerged a few days ago of the real Britney Spears' own awkward moment on The X Factor US. Check out what happened when a Britney fan assaulted the superstar's ears with a tuneless tribute:
The X Factor judges haven't had much luck with tribute artists. A Pink wannabe mouthed off at the X Factor UK judges in a recent episode:
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