Hundreds of hot-blooded 'Directioners' packed into Sydney's Martin Place early this morning to catch a glimpse of their idols as the UK fivesome arrived to perform on Sunrise.
But while Channel 7 producers were super-careful about crowd control and ensuring the safety of the young fans, they might have wanted to pay a little more attention to some of the banners waving around in the background of their broadcast.
Gone are the days of sobbing teenage girls holding up innocent "Marry me!" signs. This morning, the crush-worthy boy band was greeted by handmade banners bearing such unabashed declarations as:
"Do me in more than one direction!"
"I'll give you one erection!"
"Point your erection in my direction!"
"1D get naked!"
"Do me Harry!"
"Harry: P---y ↓"